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Hi! I'm Nicole and I'm a 20 year old college sophomore in New Jersey that's too emotionally invested in The Strokes & the New York Rangers. I like music, baseball and cool people. I'm a mediocre writer with way too much to say, and I often ramble about things you probably won't care about. My text posts are about as successful as my love life, so don't get too excited.
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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

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awwww-cute:

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awwww-cute:

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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Matty Healy crying at Me - The 1975

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phobias:

mondays

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